$500 to spend on something silly/dumb

[Beulah Land]

Ordered some mammoth ivory grips and paid in full. The guy failed to deliver, so I got a full refund.

That said, I’m sitti by on $500 in “found” money.

What would you spend/waste/invest/enjoy with it?

Fireworks for Memorial Day.

 

[basstracker89]

Hmmm, found money....There was a guy on here that lost @ $300 at the ODT show......LOL....just kiddin. Come to think of it, ammo to go shoot and have some fun sounds good

 

[dhal22]

$500 just for fun?

I suggest:

$100 spent at Home Depot and RadioShack building yourself an awesome potato cannon.

$200 tax for the Form 1 registering said potato cannon as an NFA destructive device, allowing you to fire projectiles other than simple relatively harmless vegetables.

$200 for the fine you'll get for shooting that thing off in the Walmart parking lot at 3 AM showing your friends that you can blast a full 12 ounce can of store brand cola to land a quarter-mile away.

Potato cannons are better with a copper barrel. Best is 2" dwv copper reduced to 1.5"at the firing area. Sharpen the other (2") end and it will core a potato easily. Of course us plumbers have acetylene tanks, we don't bother with wimpy hair spray.

I can hit most any zip code in metro Atlanta with mine.

 

[steviesterno]

Already doing the whole retirement investing thing, so that’s good.

If I wanted to spend it all not getting laid I don’t even need to leave the house.

I’m leaning towards taking it to Blade Show and spending it on something awesome there. I already have a microtech but nothing cool fixed blade.

 

[User170512]

I'll help you spend it at the Pink Pony or Cheetah if you'd like.

Just found out the other day that a childhood classmate of my daughter's now works at the Cheetah.

 

[lostchild]

Mammoth ivory for $500? Shoulda known that was a scam.
Take the money and buy a week’s worth of groceries.

 

[steviesterno]

Mammoth ivory for $500? Shoulda known that was a scam.
Take the money and buy a week’s worth of groceries.

No that’s the going rate these days.

 

[41mag]

Just found out the other day that a choldhood classmate of my daughter's now works at the Cheetah.

Nothing like going to strip club and seeing a girl that used to play with your kids when they were 5 years old , up on stage bumpin‘ and grindin‘ for dollar bills !! LMAO

( For sure would make you feel like an old perv I bet !! )

 

[streetroc]

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Hookers and blow

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