Not to you, but I laughed thinking about who I was going to send this to 😆
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A Different Kind Of Giveaway
- Thread starter Beulah Land
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Not to you, but I laughed thinking about who I was going to send this to 😆
Got home the other night and the wife wanted on top then she wanted on bottom then the top then the bottom she just can't make up her mind. DOES ANYONE WANT TO BY A SET OF BUNKBEDS?
Ok. I got some good ones but I’ll attempt to keep one as clean as I can.
They’re a Russian, a German and a Mexican drinking in a bar. After a few rounds the Russian slams down a vodka and say” where I’m from we have planes that can go to outer space!” And the other 2 said really. He said no but we this close 🤏 and how close it that”
The German slams down a whiskey and says “ where I’m from we got boats that’s can go the deepest spot in the ocean”
And the other 2 said really. He said no but we’re this close 🤏 and how close is that.
So now they look at the Mexican and he slams down bottle of tequila. Eats the worm. And says. “Where I’m from the women have babies out of their asshole. Well it’s this close 🤏 and how close is that!!
They’re a Russian, a German and a Mexican drinking in a bar. After a few rounds the Russian slams down a vodka and say” where I’m from we have planes that can go to outer space!” And the other 2 said really. He said no but we this close 🤏 and how close it that”
The German slams down a whiskey and says “ where I’m from we got boats that’s can go the deepest spot in the ocean”
And the other 2 said really. He said no but we’re this close 🤏 and how close is that.
So now they look at the Mexican and he slams down bottle of tequila. Eats the worm. And says. “Where I’m from the women have babies out of their asshole. Well it’s this close 🤏 and how close is that!!
There was a midget wrestler making his way up the ranks in the dwarf wrestling arena.
He went to his trainer and said " I want to take on the champion of the world for an exhibition match but really just to see if I could have any chance of beating him.".
The trainer told him the fighter was three times his size and had the famous pretzel hold. He says " nobody has lasted 3 minutes with this guy in the cage. " You would be foolish to even try! ".
Over the course of the next several months the trainer does this work and finally arranges the exhibition match for the midget fight the champion of the world.
Fight night comes up and they're in their respective corners and the midgets trainer says " just keep moving and evade, keep moving and evade. Just try to last as long as you can because if he gets a hold of you he's going to put you in the pretzel hold and the fight will be over immediately! " .
The bell rings and they start moving around the ring all of a sudden the champion grabs the little dwarf and puts him in the pretzel hold.
The trainer just not wanting to see what happens turns his head in anguish.
The trainer then turns back around and the the referee is announcing that the midget is the new champion of the world.
After all the hoopla in the middle of the Ring and the trophy and a new champion belt the trainer takes the midget aside and says what happened I turned my head for just a few seconds and all of a sudden you're the winner just tell me how did you do it.
The midget wrestler replied. " Well he got me in the pretzel hold and the pain was unbelievable. I couldn't move a muscle so I thought of a way to try to get out but it was useless I was bound and could not move. But I looked straight up and all I saw was a pair of hairy balls! I chomped down on them as hard as a man could bite! And you wouldn't believe the strength in one's body when he bites himself in the balls! ". 😁
He went to his trainer and said " I want to take on the champion of the world for an exhibition match but really just to see if I could have any chance of beating him.".
The trainer told him the fighter was three times his size and had the famous pretzel hold. He says " nobody has lasted 3 minutes with this guy in the cage. " You would be foolish to even try! ".
Over the course of the next several months the trainer does this work and finally arranges the exhibition match for the midget fight the champion of the world.
Fight night comes up and they're in their respective corners and the midgets trainer says " just keep moving and evade, keep moving and evade. Just try to last as long as you can because if he gets a hold of you he's going to put you in the pretzel hold and the fight will be over immediately! " .
The bell rings and they start moving around the ring all of a sudden the champion grabs the little dwarf and puts him in the pretzel hold.
The trainer just not wanting to see what happens turns his head in anguish.
The trainer then turns back around and the the referee is announcing that the midget is the new champion of the world.
After all the hoopla in the middle of the Ring and the trophy and a new champion belt the trainer takes the midget aside and says what happened I turned my head for just a few seconds and all of a sudden you're the winner just tell me how did you do it.
The midget wrestler replied. " Well he got me in the pretzel hold and the pain was unbelievable. I couldn't move a muscle so I thought of a way to try to get out but it was useless I was bound and could not move. But I looked straight up and all I saw was a pair of hairy balls! I chomped down on them as hard as a man could bite! And you wouldn't believe the strength in one's body when he bites himself in the balls! ". 😁
If you put the brain of the wokes in a duck it will fly backwards!🤔😂
A horse walks into a bar;
Bartender says 'Hey buddy ,Why the long face?'
Bartender says 'Hey buddy ,Why the long face?'
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