A Different Kind Of Giveaway

[78Bronco]

True story, I was on a hunting trip once with some buddies and we all went to breakfast. There was a guy in the group in his mid 80's. A young and very pretty waitress came to take our order. When she asks him what he would like the guy looks at her and says...I'll have a sheep headers breakfast. The waitress looked at him very puzzled and said I'm sorry, what is that now. He smiles and replies, a cup of milk and a piece of ewe.

 

[Beulah Land]

True story, I was on a hunting trip once with some buddies and we all went to breakfast. There was a guy in the group in his mid 80's. A young and very pretty waitress came to take our order. When she asks him what he would like the guy looks at her and says...I'll have a sheep headers breakfast. The waitress looked at him very puzzled and said I'm sorry, what is that now. He smiles and replies, a cup of milk and a piece of ewe.

Slick…

 

[KSouth]

One day in kindergarten the teacher ask her kids what’s some neat things they’re daddy’s do?
One kid said my daddy a policeman so gets bad guys.
One said mine is a firefighter so he fights fire.
One says mines a doctor so he heals people.
Little Johnny stood up and said “ that ain’t nothing. My daddy eats light bulbs”
Teacher says “he eats light bulbs?”
Johnny says yep. Just the other night I heard him tell momma if she would turn off the light he would eat it.

 

[Beulah Land]

 

[Beulah Land]

Well it was between (M) and THREEJAYS
Both made me crack up.
I’m going to have to go with THREEJAYS because I have used that line a couple times now already lol. PM me where to send the light(it’s freaking awesome for its size!)

Also lesson learned. No more joke giveaway threads as it didn’t catch on like I thought it could lol. Back to regular old boring giveaways.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Thank you so much!