This one is a real groaner.......
A dog walks into a saloon and says, "Gimme a beer".
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve dogs here."
The dog then took out a silver dollar, dropped it on the bar, and said, "Look, I got money, and I want a beer."
The bartender, is getting a little irate and says one more time, "We do not serve dogs here, get out!"
The dog growled and bared his teeth, so the bartender pulled out a gun and being a lousy shot, hits the dog in the foot! The dog yelped, and ran out the door.
The next day, the swinging bar doors were throw open and in walks the dog that had been in the saloon the day before. The piano player stops playing.
The dog was dressed all in black. A black hat with a silver hat band, a black vest trimmed with silver thread, two silver pistols with pearl handles in silver trimmed black leather holsters, three black silver embossed cowboy boots and one black bandage.
The dog looks around as silence falls upon the saloon, not a breath is heard.
The dog growls "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
A dog walks into a saloon and says, "Gimme a beer".
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve dogs here."
The dog then took out a silver dollar, dropped it on the bar, and said, "Look, I got money, and I want a beer."
The bartender, is getting a little irate and says one more time, "We do not serve dogs here, get out!"
The dog growled and bared his teeth, so the bartender pulled out a gun and being a lousy shot, hits the dog in the foot! The dog yelped, and ran out the door.
The next day, the swinging bar doors were throw open and in walks the dog that had been in the saloon the day before. The piano player stops playing.
The dog was dressed all in black. A black hat with a silver hat band, a black vest trimmed with silver thread, two silver pistols with pearl handles in silver trimmed black leather holsters, three black silver embossed cowboy boots and one black bandage.
The dog looks around as silence falls upon the saloon, not a breath is heard.
The dog growls "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
