Advice on calming my wife please?

[brad sweet]

I cant shoot the cats, I need her to have friends after I bolt.

hahahahahahahahahaha...OK!

 

[Colossus]

 

[cskiles]

Yea, those things are pretty cool.

I just spit my beer...Bwahahahah!

 

[Ken Ford]

Can you guys help me out with this? My wife watched news footage of a house-fire from somewhere here in the area where the fire department refused to enter the building because of ammo cook off.

She googled it and now she is convinced that this is now common procedure and her cats are going to burn to death in our house fire that is going to break out at any moment because of my ammo.

Any ideas? She is not completely crazy, she just has a vagina.

Show her this post, take he mind off the ammo for a while.

 

[tazfxrp]

Tell her you put all the ammo boxs upside-down, it's all good now.

 

[agrant12]

Tell her to get over it

 

[medium187mph]

You need a spare ammo safe...

Time to go shopping! Lmao

 

[Tazz]

Just say this, verbatim;
"Honey, CALM DOWN. You're being irrational. I know it's probably related to hormones, so I'm not mad. I'll take care of making decisions like this."

Look man, I've been married for 37 years so you can take my word for it. This works EVERYTIME bro. Lol!

 

[Winks]

Make her watch this. No need to worry.

The Sporting Arms and Ammunition Manufacturers' Institute (SAAMI), the standards-setting organization for the industry,
has provided this video to fire departments nationwide to help firefighters better address the realities of fires in which sporting ammunition is present.

 

[Jack O A T]

Look man, I've been married for 37 years so you can take my word for it. This works EVERYTIME bro. Lol!

Yep. Also, I forgot to say, be sure to say "relax" at least a few times if it seems like she's becoming tense or unsure about your statement. It helps calm them, especially if you say it slowly and deliberately. Kind of like when you are trying to communicate with someone in another language.