Advice to All Young Fellas Looking for a Wifey

[basstracker89]

True beauty is within.

As you get older the total package is what's important

 

[David and Goliath]

And a club ain’t no place to meet a lady. Grocery store is a good start.

 

[wildbill1973z28]

But ugly is clear to the bone........

Ugly girl has best pun tang

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Re: Song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life..."

I WANNA bribe a D.J. to SPIN THST RECORD at a WEDDING as the couple's
"Wedding Song."

 

[Braxton1]

My grandfather told me, "When you're looking for a wife, pick a good cook. When you're my age, you won't be horny anymore, but you'll always be hungry.".

 

[basstracker89]

Ugly girl has best pun tang

The ugly ones want to mate the most.......

 

[basstracker89]

And a club ain’t no place to meet a lady. Grocery store is a good start.

Met mine in church......

 

[HERMET]

Don't.

 

[buellbrewer]

So you ain't gettin any deer or catching any fish, but you get an ear full everywhere you go...... 🤣 Silence can be golden, in your case you will be old and deaf for this to happen.........

well, I am deaf on the left side...theres always that.

 

[basstracker89]

well, I am deaf on the left side...theres always that.

Just keep her on that side when you want some peace and quiet.......