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any near death experiences?

I rolled a rental car in June of 97 with no seatbelt and had to kick the rear glass out to get out. Until then I was having the time of my life. Two months before that my first wife shot herself with a Rossi 971 about 10 feet from me. The investigators told me she was probably gonna shoot me first ( since they found 5 Hydra Shocks in the Rossi) but didn't since our kids were home at the time.
So I'm a glass half full kinda guy.
Suicide?
 
I decided to take a little trip for a few months after high school to stay with a exchange chick that visited my school from Austria. The flight from Germany to Austria got delayed due to snow a few times. I guess they got tired of delaying and we took off in a little prop plane. It was a bumpy ass ride due to the weather and I started drinking to calm the nerves. Strangely I was the only one on the flight other than the flight crew; made it seem like a scary Hitchcock movie. When I landed the plane went into a spin and slid to a stop sideways. I probably woulda pissed my pants but most of my beer was spilled during the landing or maybe it was piss lol. Come to find out one of the props gave out during flight combined with the weather caused the plane to land jacked up.
 
I've never had a near death experience except when I mouthed off one too many times to my mom. Man that belt hurt, then I got the famous words "just wait till your father gets home" boom!!! Got it again
 
I've never had a near death experience except when I mouthed off one too many times to my mom. Man that belt hurt, then I got the famous words "just wait till your father gets home" boom!!! Got it again
Man, I used to hate those double whoopings.:whip:

Isn't that unconstitutional of something?
 
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