Asking someone out for drinks

[JohnnyPlant]

If you haven't seen this, you must watch!

 

[BangBang]

I went looking, but did not find. Please post a link

It'll take a little digging around to find them all, because the guys wife logged on to ODT under his screen name, saw that he had been posting here on several different threads bragging about messing with strippers and stuff and she got pissed.

She proceeded to edit his posts and add her own commentary about him. It was hilarious! She edited his profile info too. I laughed till I had tears rolling.

I don't want to derail this awesome advice thread, so I'll see if I can find all the wife edits and start a different thread with them

 

[Porsche958]

Anytime I've ever drank with SafeCracka he will swap drinks with you moments before you take your first sip and then just stare at you all creepily, wondering if that first sip was your last... every ******* time.

 

[captdave77]

You don't want a chick or dude who does not drink.

 

[hikingthehills]

It'll take a little digging around to find them all, because the guys wife logged on to ODT under his screen name, saw that he had been posting here on several different threads bragging about messing with strippers and stuff and she got pissed.

She proceeded to edit his posts and add her own commentary about him. It was hilarious! She edited his profile info too. I laughed till I had tears rolling.

I don't want to derail this awesome advice thread, so I'll see if I can find all the wife edits and start a different thread with them

Funny he aint been back since!

 

[hikingthehills]

You don't want a chick or dude who does not drink.

Hell I just got rid of a drunk after 10 years of being with her, I want a girl that will have a few shots with me but I hope thats as far as she takes it.

 

[Cadcom]

Quit trying to pick up chicks at Chuckie Cheese and you might land one old enough to drink.

If they can bang the center hole with the knuckle ball then she gets a ride home with me!!

(We are talking about skee ball aren't we?)

 

[SafeCracka]

Anytime I've ever drank with SafeCracka he will swap drinks with you moments before you take your first sip and then just stare at you all creepily, wondering if that first sip was your last... every ******* time.

^Says "this guy" every time he drinks a 1/2 a beer^

 

[Pilgrim9283]

You should try "meet up for a cup of coffee sometime".

I tried this with my wife rught after we furst met. She said " i dont like coffee". I still give her crap about it.

 

[adrianrog]

To the OP: Are you sure you're not asking girls out that are out of your league? Maybe lower your standards a bit and you'd do better. If that doesn't appeal to you, then do a little drinking before hand. It makes everyone look better and you won't have to lower your standards.