Asking someone out for drinks

[Falcon1]

**** texting, thats for womenz

I prefer tje direct approach. Tie a string to the neck of a beer bottle, tie the other to the head of your pecker. Then helicopter that son-uv-a-***** around as fast as you can (if its at night or dark, wrap some christmas lights around the bottle)

Chicks love strong, outgoing, and creative guys

You forgot the part where you tell her "Your mouth has 2 options."

 

[chucklenut]

You forgot the part where you tell her "Your mouth has 2 options."

lolz

Followed by "guess which option your mother went with"

 

[GeauxLSU]

I have experienced this three times in the last couple months and was interested in y'alls opinion. I will be talking to someone, in person or over text, and suggest we get drinks or something. They then all say the same thing: "I don't drink". I thought asking someone to drinks was an ambiguous invitation to go out and alcohol was optional. I mean oj is a drink. Are these people idiots or am I using this phrase wrong?

You could try responding "Neither do I. I was hoping you did."

 

[Ken Ford]

I have experienced this three times in the last couple months and was interested in y'alls opinion. I will be talking to someone, in person or over text, and suggest we get drinks or something. They then all say the same thing: "I don't drink". I thought asking someone to drinks was an ambiguous invitation to go out and alcohol was optional. I mean oj is a drink. Are these people idiots or am I using this phrase wrong?

Um, might try a dinner, movie, or show first and see what they might like to do.

Asking out some for drink usually code for "I want to get you drunk so you will let down your inhibitions."
Or
If your drinking I will look sexier to you! LOL


If your tactic ain't working probably best to change it.

 

[Cadcom]

Why the hell would you want to hang out with these people if they don't drink anyway?!
Sound like a bunch of uptight prudes...

 

[Falcon1]

Also let's address where you met these fine women. If it was Tinder then I would go with the "Let's get drunk and screw" approach I mentioned earlier. If it was on OurTime you might want to go with, "There's a killer early bird special at Denny's"

 

[chucklenut]

On a serious note, always follow advice given on the internet

 

[tdi_g]

Did the OP even suggest he is talking about asking chicks out? Kind of hard to tell.

 

[Hussar]

Did the OP even suggest he is talking about asking chicks out? Kind of hard to tell.

No, but it's not a terrible assumption.

 

[jloneill17]

tell em they don't have to drink. they can watch you get hammered, then take her home to pound town.