A blonde went to buy a car. Thy salesman told her that the car she was looking at had lots of head room. So she got in the car and checked the tilt steering height.
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blonde jokes......
- Thread starter Gacowboy
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What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
an interpreter.
an interpreter.
LOL
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A yellow lab
How is a blonde like a screen door? The more you bang on them, the looser they get.
How is a blonde like a turtle? flip em on their back and they are screwed.
What do you give a blonde that has everything? Penicillin
What's the difference in a blonde and a man? Blondes have a higher sperm count.
Why are blondes so easy to get in bed? Who cares!?!?!?
How is a blonde like a turtle? flip em on their back and they are screwed.
What do you give a blonde that has everything? Penicillin
What's the difference in a blonde and a man? Blondes have a higher sperm count.
Why are blondes so easy to get in bed? Who cares!?!?!?
Funny stuff here
Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings? To hold their ankles, of course!
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"
That is a good one!
