thats to funny.I took my daughter and some of her beautiful giggly friends camping at jacks river right around Halloween. They were in a big tent in the middle of a site next to the river. The surrounding campsites and the river was ours it was awesome. We had caught a bunch of trout and I was making fillets with a Rambo 3 knife (sounds silly but its actually a great spatula and primo for chopping and skinning) down stream when two handsome young men pulled up in a slick pickup and began talking to the girls. I walked up on the opposite side of the truck. I think the darkness and river noise masked my approach. When I got a foot or so away i put the knife in my mouth and started to take my rubber gloves off so I could shake hands in a proper manner- some chunks of fish guts and blood spattered onto the drivers face arm and steering wheel. In unison the boys looked at the guts then at me I was trying to muster my best clear loud Whatssssssup but obviously with the big knife in mouth and blood flinging it seemed unfriendly. The driver hit the gas - a rooster tail of mud and leaves sprayed up on to me the girls and our campsite - we never saw them handsome young men again but a pair of really nice DNR fellas came the next morning.
