Caption this: man card edition

[Hasselhoss]

 

[Vexmaster]

One day, a long long time ago, the creator of Spongebob Square Pants was tryin to think of a chacter for the show. He took one gaze upon this man and... EUREKA! Squidward was born.

 

[linebacker]

cotton wife beater shirt with matching danskin wife beater shorts

 

[Buckeye76]

The elves told Santa he wouldn't fit into their clothes.

 

[jimipanic]

i got nothing...

 

[BIKER13]

eeeeewwwwww nasty

 

[armedplinkster89]

Honey, do these shorts make my junk look bigger.

 

[Merlin]

One day, a long long time ago, the creator of Spongebob Square Pants was tryin to think of a chacter for the show. He took one gaze upon this man and... EUREKA! Squidward was born.
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Awesome lmao

 

[GreenPanther]

And not a single **** was given that day.

 

[Jeddak]

Shopping list: 46 C cup and a skinny athletic cup. Used and all-natural, if possible.