Caption this: man card edition

[Fear Itself]

That picture has completely screwed up my ability to process rational though patterns

 

[Kyzrsoze]

Dan's invention never caught on.

 

[hummer]

manty hose

 

[tevers]

Gravity is a cruel mistress. Common sense has left the building. Good thing we found each other.

 

[shootin4fun]

Wow, just wow. No words. lol

 

[Hasselhoss]

His woman is smiling

 

[southern clash]

Does this bulge make my shorts look fat?

 

[LMK]

You will never be able to unsee that

 

[WC1911guy]

One day, a long long time ago, the creator of Spongebob Square Pants was tryin to think of a chacter for the show. He took one gaze upon this man and... EUREKA! Squidward was born.
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This is as good as it gets. Perfect.

 

[strider12]

And not a single **** was given that day.

Win