Caption this Paris Christmas Tree

[Hasselhoss]

 

[the_great_white]

take this tree and shove it!

 

[cpw006]

We're going to need a bigger jar of Vaseline.

 

[Buckeye76]

King kongs fetish has been exposed.

 

[sniper22]

For a select few of the newbies, no lube required..

 

[heystranger]

3,2,1, BLAST off

 

[144P&Y]

pawn takes queen-check

 

[Hasselhoss]

pawn takes queen-check

Pawns can't move rearward

 

[Cadcom]

Retreat!!!

I mean it is French right?

 

[CMDRShepard]