Chuck Norris Jokes…

[fslc94]

He’s old and weak

 

[fslc94]

Can Chuck Norris beat up Bruce Lee ? Askin' for a friend...

Not in his best days….

 

[Edog537]

When Chuck Norris ****s in the woods he wipes his ass with a Grizzly Bear.

 

[streetroc]

Chuck Norris can speak Russian, in Spanish.

 

[NewLeaf]

Chuck tried to get the Little Man to compete. Here’s some real recorded history.

#1 should have been

 

[Talos]

 

[streetroc]

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Chuck Norris uses Clint Eastwood as a condom when he wants to fk something even meaner

 

[poopdaddy]

the great wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out....
IT FAILED

 

[poopdaddy]

AND THE LORD SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT"
and Chuck Norris said "say please"

 

[poopdaddy]

Chuck Norris invented the cesarean section when he round house kicked hi way out of his mothers womb.