Confessions...

[timbgtm]

I am a chronic masterbator

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[inkdaddy]

I do the speed limit in the passing lane even when I am not passing someone...

Thats awesome! I do too!

 

[chadgilbert1]

I offten accuse Wallnuts of being lazy.
I believe frogs were birds in a past life that didn't appreciate their wings.
I think Buckwheat was a genius!
I believe panda bears are plotting against me.
I think migets are just elfs in disguise.
I think your responce will be shallow and pedantic.

Don't judge me, judges are robots controlled by ladybugs. They think there soooo high and mighty.

 

[USN-MCPO-Ret]

I like Brittany Spears music...

--- I hope this doesnt warrant an infraction!!... even though it should

 

[kmaxwell3]

I spend way to much money on guns

What he said^^^^^

 

[dakota port]

i eat hotdogs on normal wheat bread instead of hotdog buns

 

[roscoe1911]

i know we're not supposed to judge but wheat bread instead of hot dog buns is just so wrong!

 

[haole396]

I'd like to say but the statue of limitations hasn't run out yet

 

[Powderdry]

Well I see the ODT has started to attract high-school age kids now.

Dont insult high schoolers

 

[cpw006]

In 1995 when my girlfriend was out of town at her grandfather's funeral, I drove her car to the bar, got blackout drunk, woke up the next morning in my bed but the car was gone. Retraced my steps, couldn't find it. Had to report it stolen. It was found parked near Ft Lauderdale Beach (I live in FL at the time). I have no idea how I got home.

Haha, that reminds me. Me and a buddy went to the Winder Locos years ago when our ladies went out for a ladies night. That was our first mistake. The wives dropped us off and gave us cash for cab ride home. We began drinking and talking with locals and the last thing either of us remember is ordering the 4th pitcher. Then we were woke up by our wives when they got home around 3am and he puked shrimp po boy all over our upstairs futon and I puked on our new couch. The next morning we started back tracking our clues. We still had our taxi ride cash so we don't know how we got home. He had a hoop ear ring in his pocket and I found waffles in the hallway. In the front yard our 40lb concrete UGA dawg was in the bushes and the big trash can was laid out in the back yard. It took us about 2 years before we went back to locos.