Confucious says

[rugerceltics13]

man who runs in front of car is tired, man who runs behind car is exhausted

 

[silverado31794]

Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

 

[77REBELBOWTIE]

Man who screw hole in ground, get piece on earth.

 

[TxBoyX2]

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

[Iluminaughty]

Man who walks in airport sideways is going to Bangcock.

 

[HELVIS88]

Panties not best thing on Earth..but next to it

 

[Zastava]

Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

Confucius Say

 

[sensei]

Illegal execution is Lin Ching

 

[hjblwme]

Man with prick in peanut butter jar, is fuc&ing nuts.

 

[cali201]

Man who look at ODT all day has OCD