Confucius Say…

[killerv]

Man who goes through airport turnstyle sidways, going to Bangkok

 

[thejibbles]

He with his hand in his pocket, isn't necessarily jingling change

 

[blazedawg87]

Confucius say, man only knows violence, until mosquito land on balls.

 

[Triptones]

Man who fart in church sits in own pew.

 

[payneed]

President who fart in Vatican sits in own pew.

FTFY

 

[clockerman]

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day”.

 

[lostchild]

Woman who fly upside down in airplane, have big crack up.

 

[GAK9]

Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.