Corny Joke

[GLOCKRUS]

A woman was sitting on her front porch of her house eating watermelon. The mailman sees her and walks toward her to give her mail. He then notices her with her legs spread while wearing a short dress. He politely says, ''Here goes your mail. By the way Ma'am, your dress is showing too much''. She replies, ''Its ok, Sir. Im just trying to keep the flies away!''.


SMH....LOL.

 

[bulletpaluza]

You took the funnyness away by subing out the racial parts of that joke.


Do you know why they rub crab meat on the walls of an Africans wedding?????


To keep the flies off the bride.

Its more funny with the racial slurs. jmo