So check out this auction on eBay.......TP started at $15.00 opening bid.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Angel-Soft...960725?hash=item1f0d3b1015:g:SAgAAOSwz8tedAEL
That's the scented stuff. I'd expect to see those types of dollars for the scented stuff... No reason you shouldn't smell nice during a flupocalypse.