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Country Sayin's.
- Thread starter hank_hill
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Rainin' like pourin' piss from a boot.
Slow down. Don't get your cart in front of the horse.
or raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock
He/she is as lazy is the day is long
with all us country folk on here i bet we could go for 50 pages 
If the good Lord is willing and the creek don't rise.
Shine like a brand new dime in a goat's a** in a plum patch.
Beats digging taters don't it?
Don't try whizzing on my leg and telling me it's raining.
Shine like a brand new dime in a goat's a** in a plum patch.
Beats digging taters don't it?
Don't try whizzing on my leg and telling me it's raining.
Alrighty here we go!
She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.
It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull.
Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.
He’s as country as cornflakes.”
This is gooder’n grits.
She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm.
It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull.
Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining.
He’s as country as cornflakes.”
This is gooder’n grits.
