Country song titles

[SAR 6114]

If you could name a country song, what would you name it. Try to be creative, like..............I wouldn't take her to a dog fight because I'm afraid she'd win. or.......I miss you baby but my aims getting better,

 

[Spridel]

Sheeps legs in 'yer rubber boots on a cliffs edge.

 

[GeauxLSU]

How about, "This hangover has me posting stuff in the wrong forum." ?

 

[SAR 6114]

if i'd shot you when i wanted to i'd be out by now.

 

[Spridel]

Fishmarkets and clambakes remind me of her....

 

[Spridel]

She passed gas and I passed out

 

[atljetmech]

Her meat curtains molested me

 

[Spridel]

Once you get past the chunks you got it licked

 

[Bulljacket]

“I may be sober, Miss, but in the morning I will be drunk and you will still be ugly.”
Just swapped Winston Churchill's words around a little!

 

[Spridel]

The wheels fell off her stink wagon



I can do this all day....