Delta is ready when you are - all I ever get is this stupid bag of peanuts

[jeep78]

Do you have to reserve a special seat for that.....er...service?

Do they take inflight credit cards for it like they do for drinks?

 

[avmtdan]

Hell of a smooth talker. Need to take some pointers.

 

[palmettomoon]

Dammit boy! That must have been one hell of a hummer!

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me....

 

[staggerwing42]

LOL!

 

[Kahrnut]