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Giveaway!  Farewell GIVEAWAY!! #2 Browning Black Label tactical knife

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In! My daughter played competition paintball, upon walking off the field at a tournament in Orlando, a kid asked her..."oooooohhhh...did that HURT?"...she immediately starts checking for hits on her neck and arms...and asks him what he was talking about....to which he replied " when you fell from heaven"! LOL! She rolled her eyes and walked away leaving him standing looking like a fool.
 
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package! or Hey, my name is Bondo, I have big feet! or Hey, do you have any raisins? No? How bout a date? I'm IN!!!
 
Me ...... "Hey you ever had any Duck Meat"
Her ...... No
Me...... " Duck on down here and try ya some" {while pointing at crotch}
 
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