Farts In Jars....

[BDR1]

You know what a fart is don't cha?....
It's where 2 turds get into a fight and one knocks the breath out of the other

 

[Nonliberal]

http://thechangepost.com/man-arrested-selling-farts-jars-without-vending-license/

Damn government over regulation

 

[palmettomoon]

So, you've made a study of this?

Gunanddoglover might not have but I'd be stunned to discover congress hadn't authorized a $30 million study of this important matter.

 

[Kahrnut]

Cow farts cause global warming.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Dog farts for the ultimate win. Human farts go around the turd on the way out. Dog farts go right through center mass on the way out making them 1000 times more deadly.

It is scientific fact. I read it on the internet.

Cow farts cause global warming.

It's a proven scientific fact that dog farts are the primary cause of Global Warming.
It's now on the internet, therefore it's true.

 

[Kahrnut]

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Well guys this proves cow farts cause climate change. There is only one solution to this catastrophic problem.
EAT MORE BEEF.

I'm doing my part. Are you doing yours?

 

[the_great_white]

Would this fall under the USDA or the FDA?

 

[Kahrnut]

EPA.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

BATF. Intoxicating substance. And potentially explosive.