Favorite Boortzisms

[letusbuyyourcar]

He used to be my neighbor- a real jack-ass in person. Abrasive, rude, and condescending.

Perfect for talk radio...

 

[thevalueman]

He used to be my neighbor- a real jack-ass in person. Abrasive, rude, and condescending.

I can absolutely see that....he was always into him!!!
didn't mean he wasn't captivating, BUT he NEVER missed a chance to talk about him

 

[kayaker]

He was against hunting. Unless you were starving, he considered all hunting was for the lust of the kill. He ate meat, so I see it as a level of hypocrisy.

 

[jaf1]

When white people riot, they don't replace their divots. Or something like that.

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

When Belinda was pregnant he asked her if there was an emergency and the doctor told her husband he could either save her or the baby what would she want her hubby to say: answer "me, of course, we can always have another baby".

After the baby was a few months old Neal asked Belinda if her house was on fire and she could save either her husband OR her baby who would she save: answer "my baby of course, my husband has had a full life".

 

[alex4922]

Who was the television weather girl out of Atlanta that had been giving the winter forecast. Her black co-host said "maybe we'll be getting some of that white stuff tonight" to which she responded "not a chance!"

 

[streetroc]

If you don’t use the pay-at-the-pump feature you deserve to wait while I scratch off every one

I mean have you ever had a QT ham and egg breakfast sammich? It's worth putting up with the lotto losers

 

[Braxton1]

Many folks think that "Boo Got Shot" was scripted, but it was not. That event actually happened in the public housing area of College Park. I know a lot of the folks involved: Boo, "my cousin Punkin'", et. al.

Royal Marshall's translation was priceless. I miss him. RIP.

 

[Trailrider]

Boortz Basic Rules for Success
Get a Job.
Work that job till you get a better job.
Don't get anyone pregnant.

It's literally that easy.

Back around the early-mid 2000s I listed to him ALL the time. I was on the road a lot for work so had a lot of radio time back then. I miss those day.

 

[Buzz 1]

He used to be my neighbor- a real jack-ass in person. Abrasive, rude, and condescending.

Same here used to be my customer, the ladies in the office where creeped out when he showed up finally sent him down the road.