A lucky ODT'er in his 60's lucked out and won a big box of 22 lr ammo in online giveaway.
On the way home he stopped at the 7-Eleven gas station where this drop-dead gorgeous younger blonde was filling up her car at the pump next to his. She glanced at the ammo box in the back of his Jeep and said in a very seductive voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old timer. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
The old guy thought a few seconds and asked, "What kinda ammo ya got?"