Friday/Saturday/Sunday night drinking and being funny thread….

[cskiles]

This is my first rodeo with HOAs, and one of the board normally rides a golf cart around on a Thursday peeking down alongside the houses to see if we have 'hidden' our trash cans from people on the street.

I haven't been around when it happened, but one of the crustier neighbors had a bit of an argument with this woman a week or so ago. I advised him that we should call the cops and claim that we're seeing a suspicious character 'casing' the street for reasons unknown and see if we can provoke an arrest, or at least an interaction with one of the local officers.

I am currently living in my first HOA neighborhood, we moved in about 12 years ago. I decided to get my trim painted a few years back, the HOA president approached me and said "I noticed you got your house trim and shudders painted, but I don't remember seeing a paint submission?", I replied "I think know what happened...I never sent one". I went on to tell him that if they drive by my house and see lime green or purple trim they are more than welcome to call me out, but my trim is painted earth tones like the rest of the neighborhood. I have made it very clear in my neighborhood that I don't play the he said, she said game, if someone has issue with me I go directly to them...they don't like that, so they leave me alone.

 

[BHPSteel]

I am currently living in my first HOA neighborhood, we moved in about 12 years ago. I decided to get my trim painted a few years back, the HOA president approached me and said "I noticed you got your house trim and shudders painted, but I don't remember seeing a paint submission?", I replied "I think know what happened...I never sent one". I went on to tell him that if they drive by my house and see lime green or purple trim they are more than welcome to call me out, but my trim is painted earth tones like the rest of the neighborhood. I have made it very clear in my neighborhood that I don't play the he said, she said game, if someone has issue with me I go directly to them...they don't like that, so they leave me alone.

Actually, you've predicted my next household color scheme. Although I'm an 'and' and not an 'or' on the green and purple.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

 

[geezer]

I fired up the Dixie, cut the bonfire field, had a flat….borrowed a front tire from the toro, had to swap the bearings too. Went down and finished the field, and now I’m ready for a relaxing cold Bud HEAVY…..just popped number 4…

 

[geezer]

The wife is watching the Hallmark Chanel…EVERYBODY is beautiful in these romance shorts….then I have to come back to your ugly mugs….aint fair I tell ya.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

 

[areno]

Keeping this thing lit counts as work on a Saturday night.

 

[areno]

Wild turkey helps….. most everything

 

[geezer]

A large slider braved the open field to lay eggs….The dogs were amused….

 

[geezer]

Opening number 5….Who wants to argue?