I wanted to be an anesthesiologist... except for the whole 8 years of school thing...
I would have then changed my first and middle names to Noah Oliver...
Dr. N.O. Payne
When I was in the Marine Corps I had the displeasure of meeting a sailor who was an electrician on ships. He was a Petty Officer second class and his name was Brandon Ballz.
So when he was addressed by his Rate it was
I.C.2 Ballz.