Coming out of the store the other day and a crackhead pulled me aside;
Him; Hey man, I got that good good for you
Me: What you got
Him: You look like you could use a computer
Me: What kind you got
Him: I got that one with the fruit on it
Me: Oh! A MacBook. How much
Him: I usually charge $100 but you can get it for $50
Me: Why so cheap
Him: Somebody took a bite out of the apple before I got my hands on it
Him; Hey man, I got that good good for you
Me: What you got
Him: You look like you could use a computer
Me: What kind you got
Him: I got that one with the fruit on it
Me: Oh! A MacBook. How much
Him: I usually charge $100 but you can get it for $50
Me: Why so cheap
Him: Somebody took a bite out of the apple before I got my hands on it
