why so quite everyone you wanna hear more jokes 
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!
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Keep your day job.........🤣why so quite everyone you wanna hear more jokes
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!
my man
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two Irish immigrant friends go to the job search office to find work. The first friend goes in for his interview and comes out really happy with the many jobs he had been offered.
The second friend goes into his interview and is told that there is only one job available for him in a factory miles away.
He asks, 'how can this be, I worked with my friend in Ireland for years, I'm way more qualified than him!'. The interviewer replied but your friend is a qualified diesel fitter, you are only a machinist.'
The man agreed, 'yes that is right. In the factory at home, I'd sew the ladies underwear and my friend would check their fit by putting them on his head and saying 'these will fit her'.
The second friend goes into his interview and is told that there is only one job available for him in a factory miles away.
He asks, 'how can this be, I worked with my friend in Ireland for years, I'm way more qualified than him!'. The interviewer replied but your friend is a qualified diesel fitter, you are only a machinist.'
The man agreed, 'yes that is right. In the factory at home, I'd sew the ladies underwear and my friend would check their fit by putting them on his head and saying 'these will fit her'.
Why do French omelets only use one egg? Because one egg is an oeuf.
yo you the man 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy walks into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot sitting on a perch. There’s a sign on the cage that says, “Talking parrot, $50.” The man looks at the bird, who’s just sitting there quietly.
Curious, he asks the store owner, “Does the parrot talk?”
The owner says, “Oh, yes, he talks, but let me warn you. He has a bit of a foul mouth.”
The man is intrigued, so he buys the parrot and takes it home. Once they’re in his living room, the bird says, “This place is a dump. Looks like a garbage can.”
The man is surprised but decides to give it a bit of time. Later that day, the parrot insults his furniture, his clothes, and even his cooking. Finally, the man can’t take it anymore and shouts, “That’s it! I’m putting you in the freezer!”
He grabs the parrot, opens the freezer door, and shuts the bird inside. After a few minutes of silence, the man hears the parrot knock on the door.
The man opens it, and the parrot says, “I’m so sorry for what I said. I’ll be good. Please don’t put me in there again.”
The man is about to respond when the parrot adds, “By the way, what did the chicken do?”
I spend most of my time sitting by a spring fed lake, eating my steak before my salad. So I don't have a lot of time to chit-chat on here about over-priced items or poor etiquette.
Just a compromise I have to make for being very very rich....
Just a compromise I have to make for being very very rich....
A man sees an ad in the newspaper: "Talking dog for sale." He’s intrigued, so he calls the number and asks, "Can I come see the dog?"
The owner says, "Sure, come on over."
When the man arrives, he asks the dog, "So, what’s your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I told the owner, and they were amazed. They decided to take me around, showing me off to people. I’ve been on TV, in movies, and even did some stand-up comedy. I’ve had a pretty great life."
The man, shocked, turns to the owner and says, "Wow, that’s incredible! How much are you asking for this dog?"
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The man looks at him, puzzled. "Ten dollars? Why so cheap?"
The owner replies, "Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!"
