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Help ID these trespassers, Canton - Cartersville
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They stuffed his ass down a pipe.
OMG.
Time to warm the thread up - no word yet on whether or not the OP would prefer to be called Danny 
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I heard that Ward was pretty hard on the Beaver last night....
And my vote for the trespassers is the Darlin family...
I finally started watching 'Stranger Things' and I have a bad feeling that the OP owns Mirkwood Forest & those pipes mark portals to a bad, bad other dimension.
a portal to the upside down?
Maybe, don't spoil it for me, I'm only up to episode 6.
And Lo, It came to pass that the secrets of the Mystery Pipe™ were revealed....
In the year of Our Lord MCMXCII, some two score and 5 years ago, a man owning the land had plead unto the High Commissioners "Let this fallow ground henceforth become a place where all county citizens will be done with their non-toxic refuse!"
And the Commissioners looked, and saw the man with the sweat of his brow had tunneled under the good earth some 3 and 2/3 fathoms for due diligence, and marked his works with the Mystery Pipe™. And they said unto him "You shall have the permit for a county landfill!"
But time passed on, and dark clouds appeared on the horizon. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And after 90 days, the Mystery Pipe™ passed out of all knowledge as the permit for the landfill expired.
And yet the Mystery Pipe™ keeps it's silent vigil...
Luring with whispered promises those with enlarged prostates. Hopes to ease the burdens of swayback horses. Pleasant slumber for teen girl camp outs. Bountiful crops for cartel dudes. A final resting place for Confederate Veteran ghosts. A place to 4 wheel and make out for the youths whose sap was rising. And who-knows-what for they guy with the ball peen hammer.
(To be continued?)
In the year of Our Lord MCMXCII, some two score and 5 years ago, a man owning the land had plead unto the High Commissioners "Let this fallow ground henceforth become a place where all county citizens will be done with their non-toxic refuse!"
And the Commissioners looked, and saw the man with the sweat of his brow had tunneled under the good earth some 3 and 2/3 fathoms for due diligence, and marked his works with the Mystery Pipe™. And they said unto him "You shall have the permit for a county landfill!"
But time passed on, and dark clouds appeared on the horizon. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And after 90 days, the Mystery Pipe™ passed out of all knowledge as the permit for the landfill expired.
And yet the Mystery Pipe™ keeps it's silent vigil...
Luring with whispered promises those with enlarged prostates. Hopes to ease the burdens of swayback horses. Pleasant slumber for teen girl camp outs. Bountiful crops for cartel dudes. A final resting place for Confederate Veteran ghosts. A place to 4 wheel and make out for the youths whose sap was rising. And who-knows-what for they guy with the ball peen hammer.
(To be continued?)
