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Welcome to the ODT. We are glad to have ya. 
Yeah what he said. Oh and start mailing us some of them WASR AKs while you're over there.
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What's up everybodyyy. I'm from Romania and I'll see you in the stupid stuff section of the forum cause that's what I like.
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Hello
Welcome to the ODT.
Here's some background first. We, Romanians, make jokes about everything. Politics, religion, sexuality, stupidity, race, animals, men, women, children, dead people, everything. We have a folk hero of sorts, Bula (*boo-lah") which is the embodiment of mediocrity, a sort of lowest common denominator, and is the subject of many jokes. Like, say, in western culture a joke would begin like "a guy walks into a bar", for us is usually "Bula walks into a bar".
Here's an old joke from the communist era:
Husband and wife are sitting at the table. Suddenly, the door opens and 4 officers from Securitate rush into the house. To wife's horror, they take the husband and force him to get into a black car. A couple of weeks pass and the man still hasn t returned home. Finally, the wife manages to get an audience at Securitate.
"We are deeply sorry but your husband died of pneumonia"
"Pneumonia? How could that happen?? My husband wasn't sick when you arrested him!"
"Well, he tried to escape, he was running, you know how it is, ..sweating.. and the bullet cold..."
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