HOA Discrimination?

[offbeat404]

Get a copy of the covenants and look for flower pots. They like to only allow porcelain. If this is the case, put a toilet with flowers in it in the front yard

 

[AKguy]

Depends on how power hungry the board members are, but some HOA's will let it go. Mine told me that working on vehicles in my driveway was a violation. What, I can't change my ****ing oil anymore. Told em to go pound sand, haven't heard a thing since.

 

[dawg]

"Commercial Vehicles, of all types and kinds, are prohibited from being parked within the subdivision for a period of time exceeding twenty-four (24) hours except during the construction period of a residential dwelling, remodeling, or routine deliveries. This specifically includes but is not limited to all types of commercial vans, trucks, pick-up trucks and automobiles bearing commercial insignias larger than one foot square."

Tell her you are remodeling...