Maybe they should join a private riding club.
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Maybe they should join a private riding club.
Maybe they should. Where is this going?
Wow, what a helpful post.....
No tas yours was the best!tas6691:415570 said:
No yours was sooooo much better.......
Reminds me of the joke
Get Away From My Deer
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go
bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get
a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting
there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided
to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set
his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer,
take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the
shot."
Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't
bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was
startled as he heard an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard
Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he
heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of
gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to
see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,
obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your
deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
Get Away From My Deer
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go
bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get
a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting
there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided
to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set
his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer,
take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the
shot."
Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't
bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was
startled as he heard an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard
Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he
heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of
gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to
see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,
obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your
deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
tas6691:425612 said:
Brilliance!!!!
Reminds me of the joke
Get Away From My Deer
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go
bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get
a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting
there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided
to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site. Jake set
his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer,
take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the
shot."
Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't
bag an elephant, much less a deer. Not 10 minutes passed when he was
startled as he heard an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard
Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he
heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of
gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to
see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air. The guy,
obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your
deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
You beat me to it.
