Hostage Escape Card

[WC1911guy]

if you're a hostage...wouldn't they have searched you?

You keep in your ass. Duh. Anal retention is the very first course in Operator school. You can't graduate if you can't hold a 20lb. bag of nails and razors in your ass for 24 hours while completing the 10 mile run, 1000 jumping jacks and 1000 squat thrusts.

 

[GAGunguy]

Dunno? They may search you... but typically a pat down wouldn't reveal this being on your person since its very thin.

They found mine when I went to prison last time....it really sucks that they check your ass now, cant smuggle anything fun in anymore.

 

[WC1911guy]

They found mine when I went to prison last time....it really sucks that they check your ass now, cant smuggle anything fun in anymore.

They add a credit card slot in your taint area now. They just remove that pesky Prostate and create a very useful zip lock pouch.

 

[dougiemac]

Well for $2.95 I'd rather have it and not need it or get it taken away than need it and not have it.

 

[sniper22]

So are you going to order one?

 

[GreenPanther]

I probably won't order one.

 

[GAGunguy]

bring yours and let us see it

I cant, you are on the list.

 

[Nonliberal]

Fat people are hard to abduct. Im good.

 

[Hasselhoss]

I bought a used one at American Heritage for $399.99 yesterday. It was sticky and smelled like beef and cheese but it fit.

 

[kingsix]

You keep in your ass. Duh. Anal retention is the very first course in Operator school. You can't graduate if you can't hold a 20lb. bag of nails and razors in your ass for 24 hours while completing the 10 mile run, 1000 jumping jacks and 1000 squat thrusts.

Operator School .. Chris Costa approved.