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How freaking lucky are we to have been born American!

Its called winning the birth lottery. Just think, we could have been born French for ****s sake. We should all send cards to other (supposedly) first world nations expressing our condolences on their birth snake eyes every 4th. It only seems right to be a gracious winner. And kind.
LMAO!!!
 
Its called winning the birth lottery. Just think, we could have been born French for ****s sake.
Oh, the horror...
Especially true in my case.
I was conceived just before my dad shipped out overseas during World War 2. He was killed fighting in France. If he'd held that load and dumped it in a Frenchie, I wouldn't be here to post stupid shi... er, stuff.. to irritate you guys.
The Lord works in mysterious ways...
 
Oh, the horror...
Especially true in my case.
I was conceived just before my dad shipped out overseas during World War 2. He was killed fighting in France. If he'd held that load and dumped it in a Frenchie, I wouldn't be here to post stupid shi... er, stuff.. to irritate you guys.
The Lord works in mysterious ways...
I hate your Dad died in France but I'm glad he left you with us.

GOD Bless you and your Dad my friend.
 
More than alright! Despite what my wife says, I may even be growing up!

All kidding aside, I'm usually the most abrasive sarcastic asshole around but the thoughts above just kind of smacked me about 7 minutes prior to the post. These are thoughts I've long felt but haven’t put into words before.

Happy independence day to all!! If you don't drink, don't worry I'm gonna have 4 for you! And some venison bulgogi.
Absolutely!! Amen!

Happy 4th of July, my friends!!!
 
Oh, the horror...
Especially true in my case.
I was conceived just before my dad shipped out overseas during World War 2. He was killed fighting in France. If he'd held that load and dumped it in a Frenchie, I wouldn't be here to post stupid shi... er, stuff.. to irritate you guys.
The Lord works in mysterious ways...
lol :pound: :pound: :pound: :pound: :becky::becky::becky::gossip::argue::ranger:
Thank God we can handle your stupid shyyyt... bahahahahahahaha

Happy 4th of July, my friend!!!:usa::usa2::usa::usa2::usa::usa2:
 
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