I could be an asshole.

[offbeat404]

black jesus would not like that

black jesus is watching you.

 

[captdave77]

captdave77, I did not vote that you are an asshole. Like so many in this country, I just did not vote. Heck, I cannot afford to call you an asshole, I may need you professsionally in the future. I will only call you what you are, a Gator. Gosh, that is so much worse than asshole.

You won't need me professionally anytime soon; at least in half of your house.

 

[JWC]

Yeah, it is that "other" half that has me worried!

 

[crash_6906]

It's OK to be an asshole, just don't be a bypass!

Sorry bypass

 

[Rocket Man]

You are not an asshole at all. People need to question how much of their hard earned dollars actually goes to help. Take a look at the salaries the various charity chiefs TAKE, especially UNITED WAY!

 

[NWSharpshooter]

So if bypass is a Dick and you are an asshole.........I now understand why your wife was going to shoot bypass.

 

[attison]

I would say, yes you are...............but he forced you to hit the A hole switch. I agree a 100% with your response. But, like I tell people when they call me an A hole........it's Mr. A hole......I have earned that title. Good job Dave.

 

[2001SportTJ]

You were an asshole, but you had every right to be.

 

[Deleted member 20875]

At 8:50 this evening I received a call from a telemarketer representing a breast cancer charity looking for a donation. I asked if he was from Susan G Komen and he said no. I asked how much of my donation went to breast cancer research and he told me proudly "no less than 10%." I said "You are telling me of every dollar I give you less than $.10 goes to actually f-ing goes to breast cancer research?" He was more appalled by my language than his company's take and to give a frame of reference Susan G. Komen uses about 80% for actual cancer research.

He said " You don't need to use that language."

My reply was " You plan to steal 90 f-ing cents of every dollar and you think you can lecture me on how I should speak on my phone in my home?"

The scumbag said "I will not let you cuss at me"

I said "You called me, hoss"

He replied "I did but you can't speak to me like that."

"Or else what?"

"I won't be spoken to like that"

"No one tells me how to f-ing speak in my f-ing home. You called to scam me"

Click

You kinda sound like me on the phone but I am a much bigger dick

 

[oldmetlfan]

At least you talked to him. I always say "can you hang on a second?", set the phone down and go back to what I was doing.
I'll hang it up when I hear it doing the beep-beep-beep-beep after they finally hang up.