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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "sh**head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then ...he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with either Hillary or Bernie 2016 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It’s so important at our age!!
 
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "sh**head." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then ...he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with either Hillary or Bernie 2016 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It’s so important at our age!!

Not sure if I'm believing this story, but it it's true, absolutely brilliant!
 
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