If the ODT was yo' 'hood, whut be yo' skreet name?

[the_great_white]

G-Dubbs

 

[atljetmech]

I wanna be Monsta T but I got no skreet cred

 

[UGA FAN]

J-dub

 

[palmettomoon]

Had a friend whose name was "Booger".

 

[Just1more]

Jis wawn mo

 

[Asbestos]

They called me “Snitch”. I have no idea why, but it pissed me off. So, I told the principal and they got detention.

 

[4ssss]

$ta$h

 

[lostchild]

When I had to begin wearing glasses in grade school, I was called “four eyes”.

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

I want to change my legal name,
for my drivers license and everything,
to "Magnus Phallus."

 

[lostchild]

I want to change my legal name,
for my drivers license and everything,
to "Magnus Phallus."

So, you want everyone to call you a big dick?