I'm loaded for bear an' a goin' to the fair!!!!

[Timber Cruiser]

We went to a pumpkin farm in NGa last weekend. I was walking around and saw a $100 bill on the ground. I stopped, looked around, picked it up and asked several people if they had dropped it. Some guy even said to me "Heck, brother, you found it, its yours." I stood there for a few more seconds, no one said anything, so I put it in my front pocket expecting someone to eventually find me and ask about it.

A few more seconds go by and I hear some guy say "Hey man, it's fake." This guy is picking his way through some people from against the wall of the storefront towards me. He says again, "It's fake, man." I pull it out and look at it again and sure enough, it's movie money. He goes on to tell me that he's been putting it on the ground all afternoon. "You're the only person who didn't immediately try to hide it and take it for themselves."

"Odd way to spend an afternoon," I told him.

You got me. Spit bourbon all over the damn place.

 

[CAMSDADDY]

My son was there all day.with.4000 other FFA students

 

[basstracker89]

Ain't had a chance to drop one yet.
Straight to the concert. GF's son is a metal head.
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He's having a good time.
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How did you catch that?? I've seen what you look like........🤣

 

[palmettomoon]

How did you catch that?? I've seen what you look like........🤣

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. Let's just say I'm a lucky man.

 

[basstracker89]

Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. Let's just say I'm a lucky man.

Oh!! She's blind.......🤣

 

[palmettomoon]

Oh!! She's blind.......🤣

She even worked my tables at the last two ODT gun shows.

 

[basstracker89]

She even worked my tables at the last two ODT gun shows.

And you ain't put a ring on that??......... She even et your cookin........

 

[palmettomoon]

And you ain't put a ring on that??.........

She got better sense than that, LOL.

 

[HERMET]

We went to a pumpkin farm in NGa last weekend. I was walking around and saw a $100 bill on the ground. I stopped, looked around, picked it up and asked several people if they had dropped it. Some guy even said to me "Heck, brother, you found it, it's yours." I stood there for a few more seconds, no one said anything, so I put it in my front pocket expecting someone to eventually find me and ask about it.

A few more seconds go by and I hear some guy say "Hey man, it's fake." This guy is picking his way through some people from against the wall of the storefront towards me. He says again, "It's fake, man." I pull it out and look at it again and sure enough, it's movie money. He goes on to tell me that he's been putting it on the ground all afternoon. "You're the only person who didn't immediately try to hide it and take it for themselves."

"Odd way to spend an afternoon," I told him.

Sounds like you had a close encounter with palmettomoon .

 

[Bypass]

WWJD