Damn the guys flipping 9mm and 22!
What I'm pissed about is getting swindled by a group of of innocent looking puppy dog eyed tiny she devils! I was sent by the Boss aka Mrs Dave the Minion for thin mints. Although they didn't have any, they used that mean trick of crying and puppy dog eyes and woe is me tactics so I'd find their sick plans of world domination by leaving with do si do's instead. As I'm leaving, they told me a troop would arrive in 2 hours with more thin mints. Which the tantric withdrawals of such caused Mrs DaveTheMinion to interrogate me until I disclosed that informations. Almost in a withdrawal like state she said you will be going back later for thinmints!!! Upon reading the back of the hypnotizing drug, I found out they're not even made by Girl Scouts!!! They buy it from a company called little brownie bakers, lace it with their mind altering drugs, rebox it with heart wrenching images, then use their evil feel bad tactics so you'll buy them and fund their plans of world domination! ****ing she devil cookie flippers!!
What I'm pissed about is getting swindled by a group of of innocent looking puppy dog eyed tiny she devils! I was sent by the Boss aka Mrs Dave the Minion for thin mints. Although they didn't have any, they used that mean trick of crying and puppy dog eyes and woe is me tactics so I'd find their sick plans of world domination by leaving with do si do's instead. As I'm leaving, they told me a troop would arrive in 2 hours with more thin mints. Which the tantric withdrawals of such caused Mrs DaveTheMinion to interrogate me until I disclosed that informations. Almost in a withdrawal like state she said you will be going back later for thinmints!!! Upon reading the back of the hypnotizing drug, I found out they're not even made by Girl Scouts!!! They buy it from a company called little brownie bakers, lace it with their mind altering drugs, rebox it with heart wrenching images, then use their evil feel bad tactics so you'll buy them and fund their plans of world domination! ****ing she devil cookie flippers!!
