Interesting Walmart experience today.....

[41mag]

Just go in for a day trip. Not to buy anything, just to look at the customers. There’s always something to cheer your day, Like, one day just see how many lardass 400 + pounders are bogarting the scooters so the actual handicapped can’t use one. Make a game of finding a patron with a full set of teeth (this may take several trips). Try to figure how many different nationality/ethnicities you can spot.

I need to remember these next time my wife asks me to go in with her - thanks !

 

[rugerguy]

Clutch yer pearls there Yank.....I use INSTANT GRITS TOO!

WTH is a "grit" ?

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Just go in for a day trip. Not to buy anything, just to look at the customers. There’s always something to cheer your day, Like, one day just see how many lardass 400 + pounders are bogarting the scooters so the actual handicapped can’t use one. Make a game of finding a patron with a full set of teeth (this may take several trips). Try to figure how many different nationality/ethnicities you can spot.

The lardasses on the handicapped scooters drive them just like they drive their vehicles...very carelessly. They ain't looking out for anyone and yes the ENTIRE aisle is theirs.

 

[hamburglar3]

I like putting random stuff in carts left in the aisles, etc when they go look for something somewhere else

 

[HERMET]

Just go in for a day trip. Not to buy anything, just to look at the customers. There’s always something to cheer your day, Like, one day just see how many lardass 400 + pounders are bogarting the scooters so the actual handicapped can’t use one. Make a game of finding a patron with a full set of teeth (this may take several trips). Try to figure how many different nationality/ethnicities you can spot.

I printed off a bunch of these and I like to stick them up by the scooters at WW.
Feel free to do the same.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Clutch yer pearls there Yank.....I use INSTANT GRITS TOO!

I dig instant grits especially Quaker Bacon flavor. Yeah yeah they ain't REAL grits whatever. But I can cook them in a bowl of water with some butter in under a minute. And I have to dig them out of my teeth just like real grits. Now I WILL admit that with instant grits the store brands usually suck ass. Great Value Butter grits are okay. Meanwhile any flavor of Kroger instant grits are just a bowl full of bland ass mush.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

I printed off a bunch of these and I like to stick them up by the scooters at WW.
Feel free to do the same.
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Love it! But on the other hand ...don't you be fat shaming Kendra Krinklesack.

 

[lostchild]

The lardasses on the handicapped scooters drive them just like they drive their vehicles...very carelessly. They ain't looking put for anyone and yes the ENTIRE aisle is theirs.

I was in my local (only one in the backwater of Brunswick) WallyWorld awhile back, and a whole herd (family?) of 300+ pounders passed me in an aisle, led by 400++ lb momma on the obligatory scooter. Musta been a half-dozen of ‘em, all smelled like probably no bath this year. Trailing a b.o. stink that would have gagged maggots. No****, I like to have puked.

 

[Fish Fry]

The lardasses on the handicapped scooters drive them just like they drive their vehicles...very carelessly. They ain't looking out for anyone and yes the ENTIRE aisle is theirs.

I can NEVER see someone on those damn scooters without chuckling - they strike me as an old Saturday Night Live skit......

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[letusbuyyourcar]

I was in my local (only one in the backwater of Brunswick) WallyWorld awhile back, and a whole herd (family?) of 300+ pounders passed me in an aisle, led by 400++ lb momma on the obligatory scooter. Musta been a half-dozen of ‘em, all smelled like probably no bath this year. Trailing a b.o. stink that would have gagged maggots. No****, I like to have puked.

When we first moved to Darien that was the only Wal-Mart for miles around. We went there for groceries and a Glynn Co Deputy was working security. Now he told me it wasn't a year round deal but was VERY necessary at Christmas. But I have to say that the Brunswick Wal-Mart is as bad as most of the stores in Macon.