“Sniper Rifle” I went to see the Chris Kyle movie yesterday, and now my Savage Axis rifle has a 3 X 9 Tasco scope on it.
“Green Tip .556” I want to convince you that you will someday need to shoot a tank with your AR-15 pistol, so you need to buy this special ammo to do so.
“Selling to Fund Another Project” One of my 9 monthly child support payments is due, so I must sell my Jennings .22 to pay it.
“Do Your Research” I want you to think that everyone selling this same model of gun has it priced as high as I do.
“Custom Build” I tried to assemble an AR-15 myself, and it will not fire 2 consecutive rounds without jamming. So, I plan to sell it to some unsuspecting fool on ODT.
“Great Deal – Price Drop” My gun is still priced too high, but not quite as high as it was a couple of days ago.
“Final Price Drop” My gun has been priced too high several times now, but now I have lowered the price to only $100 more than it is worth.
“Up for Grabs” Even though hundreds of you want to buy my knock-off Korean Glock mag, only one of you will be so lucky.
“Need to Make Room in the Safe” I am selling my only brick of .22 LR ammo to make room in my imaginary safe for my imaginary belt-fed M-60.
“Multiple Items for Sale” I need to get rid of my dirty Highpoint magazine with a broken follower, and a $5 plastic pistol case.
“Don’t Waste My Time with Lowball Offers” Don’t waste my time with reasonable offers.
“Tec-9 For Sale” I bought this gun recently to prove that I know absolutely nothing about firearms.
“Tec-22 For Sale” I bought this gun recently to prove that I know even less about firearms than that ^ guy.
“FDE – Flat Dark Earth” Brown (but I can’t say ‘brown’ and have overweight chicks think I am cool, so I say “FDE).
“Make Offer” Whatever you want to pay will not be enough, because I am delusional.
“If Ad is Still Posted, Gun is Still for Sale” If ad is still posted, gun is still priced to high.
"Wife Says Sell" My 300 pound wife with a moustache kicked my A$$ and told me to sell this gun.
“Zombie” I had the word ‘Zombie’ engraved on my gun to make myself seem cool. Now nobody wants to buy it.
“Will Demonstrate at the Range if You Provide the Ammo and Pay the Range Fees” I have never had any ammo for this gun nor have I fired it, and I do not have an extra $5 to go to the range.
“Custom Ruger 10/22” I put $500 worth of useless accessories on my 10/22 and now it is worth $175.
“Green Tip .556” I want to convince you that you will someday need to shoot a tank with your AR-15 pistol, so you need to buy this special ammo to do so.
“Selling to Fund Another Project” One of my 9 monthly child support payments is due, so I must sell my Jennings .22 to pay it.
“Do Your Research” I want you to think that everyone selling this same model of gun has it priced as high as I do.
“Custom Build” I tried to assemble an AR-15 myself, and it will not fire 2 consecutive rounds without jamming. So, I plan to sell it to some unsuspecting fool on ODT.
“Great Deal – Price Drop” My gun is still priced too high, but not quite as high as it was a couple of days ago.
“Final Price Drop” My gun has been priced too high several times now, but now I have lowered the price to only $100 more than it is worth.
“Up for Grabs” Even though hundreds of you want to buy my knock-off Korean Glock mag, only one of you will be so lucky.
“Need to Make Room in the Safe” I am selling my only brick of .22 LR ammo to make room in my imaginary safe for my imaginary belt-fed M-60.
“Multiple Items for Sale” I need to get rid of my dirty Highpoint magazine with a broken follower, and a $5 plastic pistol case.
“Don’t Waste My Time with Lowball Offers” Don’t waste my time with reasonable offers.
“Tec-9 For Sale” I bought this gun recently to prove that I know absolutely nothing about firearms.
“Tec-22 For Sale” I bought this gun recently to prove that I know even less about firearms than that ^ guy.
“FDE – Flat Dark Earth” Brown (but I can’t say ‘brown’ and have overweight chicks think I am cool, so I say “FDE).
“Make Offer” Whatever you want to pay will not be enough, because I am delusional.
“If Ad is Still Posted, Gun is Still for Sale” If ad is still posted, gun is still priced to high.
"Wife Says Sell" My 300 pound wife with a moustache kicked my A$$ and told me to sell this gun.
“Zombie” I had the word ‘Zombie’ engraved on my gun to make myself seem cool. Now nobody wants to buy it.
“Will Demonstrate at the Range if You Provide the Ammo and Pay the Range Fees” I have never had any ammo for this gun nor have I fired it, and I do not have an extra $5 to go to the range.
“Custom Ruger 10/22” I put $500 worth of useless accessories on my 10/22 and now it is worth $175.