Item Gone! FS AP-9 - Buy this or my wife will stop putting out.

[land_surveyor]

Pics of wife?

 

[MacTavish]

Oysters on the half-shell. A couple dozen and she will let you keep the AP-9 too.

 

[Tgene]

what kind of holster would I get for this ?
Ya know, a pretty woman with a nice body just shouldn't hold it against us, oh, hey, I just realized that statement could be taken in a different way.....

 

[woodstock]

personally I'd like to see the video of when she finds out and starts yelling at you, so you really have offered a disincentive to buy

 

[Shovelhead]

Take her horseback riding... all chicks love horse's

 

[Gigante]

Sold. Thanks ODT! Saved my sex life!