Item Name: Item Gone: FS/FT Ruger P95 The Toyota Carolla of the firearm world
Location: Cartersville
Zip Code: 30120
Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: 300
Trade Value or Items Looking For: Anything really
Caliber: 9mm
Willing to Ship: No
Bill of Sale Required?: No
Item Description: Do you want a pistol that gets the job done? You want a pistol thats hassel free? You want a pistol that literally no one will every compliment you on? Look no further! The Ruger p95!
This pistol will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this pistol is old enough to do:
Vote: Yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: Yes
This pistol has history. It's seen some ****. People have done straight things with this pistol, people have done gay things with this pistol. It's not going to judge you like a Glock or a sig would.
When this pistol was unveiled at the 1996 shot how, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The even is chronicled in the documentary "bored to death: The story of the Ruger P95.
This pistol is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle of the road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran past trades on the pistol I got back a single piece of paper that said, "Its a Ruger P95 it's fine."
Let's face the facts, this pistol isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the pistol you want, it's the pistol you deserve. The Ruger P95.
Comes with 10 round mag.
Looking to sell or trade. Offer up worst I can say is no.
Feel free to text offers 678 898 3259
Location: Cartersville
Zip Code: 30120
Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: 300
Trade Value or Items Looking For: Anything really
Caliber: 9mm
Willing to Ship: No
Bill of Sale Required?: No
Item Description: Do you want a pistol that gets the job done? You want a pistol thats hassel free? You want a pistol that literally no one will every compliment you on? Look no further! The Ruger p95!
This pistol will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this pistol is old enough to do:
Vote: Yes
Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: Yes
This pistol has history. It's seen some ****. People have done straight things with this pistol, people have done gay things with this pistol. It's not going to judge you like a Glock or a sig would.
When this pistol was unveiled at the 1996 shot how, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The even is chronicled in the documentary "bored to death: The story of the Ruger P95.
This pistol is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle of the road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran past trades on the pistol I got back a single piece of paper that said, "Its a Ruger P95 it's fine."
Let's face the facts, this pistol isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the pistol you want, it's the pistol you deserve. The Ruger P95.
Comes with 10 round mag.
Looking to sell or trade. Offer up worst I can say is no.
Feel free to text offers 678 898 3259
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