Item Relisted! FS/FT 61" giraffe to guard your gun safe? Menacing looking at the least.

[jwolf]

Item has been relisted, you can find the new listing at: http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/th...un-safe-menacing-looking-at-the-least.877986/
Item Name: FS/FT 61" giraffe to guard your gun safe? Menacing looking at the least.

Location: Helen

Zip Code: 30545

Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: $1,000,000. or $350
Trade Value or Items Looking For: not another giraffe

Caliber: orange

Willing to Ship: Yes

Bill of Sale Required?: Yes

Billing Information: must be legal to own giraffe

Item Description: Up for sale is my wife's giraffe. I have grown tired of seeing it stare at me with its beady little eyes. I as mentioned in description it is 62" tall. Also is orange, has black spots and to my surprise is actually worth about $350. Or if there is someone out there who wants to bless this Christian young couple with purchasing this fine giraffe for $1,000,000 She has agreed to sale for that amount as we do not have children yet and she was gonna save it for them. But for the right price or trade she will let it go. Feel free to pm offers or call/text 6788982816.

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[BangBang]

You steal that thing off a merry-go-round?

 

[hamburglar3]

I don't know - got evil black eyes

 

[Buckeye76]

Does it have the Kung Foo grip?

 

[bensskateshop]

Looks like a good candidate for about 2 pounds of tannerite to me.

 

[testdepth]

I think ISIS likes giraffes.

 

[RollingCreek]

Sell it to DNR...they can use it to catch poachers. Set it out in a field and some idiot will stop and shoot it.

 

[Hayata]

We need THIS at all the Meet & Greets!

 

[WC1911guy]

 

[RdKill]

I have a giant metal centipede I'll trade you for it