Are you tired of:
Here's the deal:
It's 2025 believe it or not, so here's the site that I'll be using to determine the value of your gun: https://gun.deals/
Please feel free to do the same.
Things that I am not interested in:
- Your challenge coin collection looking... well, pathetic?
- Your recoil feeling like a disgruntled mule kicking you in the wrist?
- Having a gun that doesn't scream "I'm prepared for anything!"?
Here's the deal:
- Romeo 3 Max: They say the Romeo 3 Max gives you an unfair advantage. I say, if they wanted fair, they should've brought a better optic...or maybe just stayed home."
- Magazines? We've got magazines! Not just one, not just two, but a symphony of lead-slinging joy! You get TWO basic 17-rounders AND TWO monstrous 21-rounders. That's enough firepower to make a small nation reconsider its life choices.
- Challenge Coin: Because you're not just a shooter, you're a legend. This coin proves it. (May or may not grant you superpowers. Results may vary.)
- The Original Box: It's like a tactical briefcase, but for your freedom dispenser. Perfect for storing, transporting, or just admiring its sheer, unadulterated awesomeness.
- Extra Recoil Spring: For when you want to fine-tune that kick to feel like a gentle, loving caress... or, you know, just keep it running smooth.
- Docs: Not the medical kind, the paper kind! You know, the instructions, the warnings, the "Don't point this at your face" kind of docs.
It's 2025 believe it or not, so here's the site that I'll be using to determine the value of your gun: https://gun.deals/
Please feel free to do the same.
Things that I am not interested in:
- P10, P09, P07
- P365
- Anything from Canik
- Anything from Springfield
- Anything from FN
- Anything that's not a 9mm handgun (duh)

