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nah, she gives us all poptarts. j/k

Aaahhh...that would explain the 6 boxes of PopTarts in the pantry...how much does she charge y'all? I has gotta get my cut, you know...![]()
Don't touch the Apple Strudel, those are mine, lol

Great advice here. All I have to add is this, never marry a chick that smokes. They're more of a catch-and-release kind of thing anyway. You don't want to be dealing with that when you're both in your 50's