Just saw another ‘’back in the safe’’ threat….

[Blue bio balls]

Tried that once, every time the wife rolled over, she thought I was poking her with a boner.

Spare bedroom silly

 

[lostchild]

Spare bedroom silly

Ahhh, makes sense now.

 

[JBWJr]

Can we get a new “slamming safe door” emoji? That would be the perfect time to use it.

I like

 

[mfoster]

I kinda like the the ones where need money for surgery with trade interest the best.

 

[greg vess]

Please...please don't put it back in the safe....blah blah blah

NO, NO, NO! Please put it in the safe now and make room for someone else's overpriced item. At least we would get the entertainment value of the the other saps sales pitch. One of a kind, best 1911 on ODT, Deal of the day, like new with some holster wear, Custom build- PSA Lower with a Bear Arsenal spec build upper 1,550, Tru Glo red dot not included. And the comic relief just keeps on coming.

 

[fattboyzz]

Prolly gotsa safe full of dem goalmines

 

[41mag]

I use dogs.

Dogs ? Heck, a raw roast and they are busy for an hour ! Bwahahaha !!

 

[User170512]

Mine go under the mattress

Yeah, but that ain't the one your selling.

 

[41mag]

Just take a pic of it in the safe…then you wont have to threaten to put it back !!

 

[Blue bio balls]

Dogs ? Heck, a raw roast and they are busy for an hour ! Bwahahaha !!

I'll buy the roast and you can keep anything you can get out with..lol